Some funny conversations to share:
#1
My neighbor let me know that her 6 year old son had this to say to her the other morning:
boy: "Mom, I think one of your friends is pretty."
mom: "Oh, ya, which one."
boy: "her name is Brandi."
boy: "Too bad I can't marry her though, because she's already married to that guy who is Luke's dad."
#2
Luke was running around naked, and then decided to scoot around on the carpet on his bum.
Parent #1 "Luke, do you have worms?"
Parent #2 "Everybody loves a good bum scrathin' every now and again."
Parent #1 "excuse me?"
Parent #2 "ya know, it feels good to scratch your bum, not with your raw finger,
but through your underwear with your finger."
Parent #1 "you should just stop there, we don't need to finish this conversation."
Just thought you might need a good laugh....
We kept it anonymous to keep you guessing who was who in that conversation.
I just showed your post to Micah. He wanted me to tell you that he is 6, not 5. :) Oh, he wants me to add that he is actually almost 7. :)
ReplyDeleteWe know!!! Anonymity won't work here.
ReplyDeleteYou may want to post the conversation in item #1 on the fridge to keep Parent #2 on his toes.
Love you all,
The parents of Parent #2.